Chapter 5: Physical Education and Hygiene (Barf~!)
Physical education in my school is kinda of a jerk. Here's some excuses to protect my theory (At least it's still better than the uttering llama in my school singing the national anthem everyday)
Let's peek into that very troublesome crystal ball you see three nerds and forty one students in class. You were happily enjoying your new Marvel™ comic you bought last night in a shopping mall. Suddenly, in came your Physical Education teacher, ready to 'teach' you and let you 'play' around that session. Seriously, i feel nauseous everytime during that P.E. session, it was for the best because of that wreck old hag (principal? A hag, hah, that'll teach'em!)couldn't kept her 100-year old Kuen Cheng mouth (yes, that's my school and it's a 100 years old already, duh!) shut and by every time there are P.E. lessons, we couldn't enter the hall, which meant that i couldn't do i what like the most: badminton... Yes, badminton, and kinda say i didn't like basketball outside, as for the outdoors: they were'nt eviroment-friendly to good ol' badminton. Well, i tried rugby and football but times extremely short. Time, that is something i had forgotten to mention in the last few posts. In our school, co-curriculm activities are dominating our schedule, which includes Physical Education. In normal class sessions, the shortest among them were always P.E., in which time we enjoyed ourselves by then. If I were the Principal, I would be 'wise' enough to increase the time length of physical education classes and.. Wait, a minute, i had left off and skipped some few parts.. That's our daily early-morning (shenanigan) excercise, that was indeed true, our lame school principals and secertaries had all hired a 'negro or chinese fusion freak-show' to teach us this 'idiocracy dance of yinyang cowboys'. But as for the excericses, it got more out of hand and my friends were complaining it to be an 'insult' of falling in our knees and hands, more like ' praying' to that god-damn (oops)instructor.
Hygiene.. I will gladly invite you to survey the school's horrible 'faeces','urination' facilities and too the bubonic school canteen,plus.. in it contains your rodent-infested kitchen.
To tell you horrible truth, our school is somehow just like others... In what terms? Discipline (well, that might also be another accurate answer of course)? Nope. It's the hygiene factor!! First stop, we take a hideous peek in the nasty biled-up toilets. There was this one day i was going to the 'old toilets' (oh yeah, this incident happened 3-4 years ago) and saw these few doors damaged. And i was very displeased because i needed privacy for 'defacation' (scientific term for: you-know what). Once I flung opened the stained doors of the toilet, I had almost the grevious feeling of my life! Nasty bongs came out from the toilet and just the smell of a nice cow-dung would be. Yeuch! I ran out of the toilet and my stomach-ache was gone!A sheer scream i heard from the toilets after i left, who knew it was our 'favorite' chain-smoking (outrageous for a woman.) janitor, Mrs. Indian' (okay, we didn't know her name). Phew, i was glad i hadn't opened all the doors at once. Newsflash: Our Principal announced that the toilets were clogged up and not by massive amounts of 'chocolate cakes'(you know? the ones which are rock hard like the apollo snacks?Not the ones with chocolate cream.. Aiyah! Forget about it) but by junk food, candy wrappers, trash and must unsuspectedly.. underwears and handkerchiefs. ARGH!! our school is one hell-of-a garbage infestation centre. Meanwhile, in another side of the school stands the 'majestic' canteen and beside it, a large shed and a truck-loaded heap of trash. We cruise into the canteen, where food can be awfully 'delicious'. I went there to snack in some few snacks and rarely, some rice or noodles also some drinks. In this long stretch of time, i had never ever drank from a cup there and frequently use hygenic chopsticks. It was because by then i recalled of an event last time that 'tom and jerry' were actually in there and chasing around before.. But, you will get the point. Ouch! If disgusting recipes were not for the faint-hearted try eating food fried by using unhealthy labelled 'recycled-oil'. I would never eat those ever since i had some bad diarrhoea and food poisoning after eating a combination of Nasi Lemak + Fishcake.
Let's peek into that very troublesome crystal ball you see three nerds and forty one students in class. You were happily enjoying your new Marvel™ comic you bought last night in a shopping mall. Suddenly, in came your Physical Education teacher, ready to 'teach' you and let you 'play' around that session. Seriously, i feel nauseous everytime during that P.E. session, it was for the best because of that wreck old hag (principal? A hag, hah, that'll teach'em!)couldn't kept her 100-year old Kuen Cheng mouth (yes, that's my school and it's a 100 years old already, duh!) shut and by every time there are P.E. lessons, we couldn't enter the hall, which meant that i couldn't do i what like the most: badminton... Yes, badminton, and kinda say i didn't like basketball outside, as for the outdoors: they were'nt eviroment-friendly to good ol' badminton. Well, i tried rugby and football but times extremely short. Time, that is something i had forgotten to mention in the last few posts. In our school, co-curriculm activities are dominating our schedule, which includes Physical Education. In normal class sessions, the shortest among them were always P.E., in which time we enjoyed ourselves by then. If I were the Principal, I would be 'wise' enough to increase the time length of physical education classes and.. Wait, a minute, i had left off and skipped some few parts.. That's our daily early-morning (shenanigan) excercise, that was indeed true, our lame school principals and secertaries had all hired a 'negro or chinese fusion freak-show' to teach us this 'idiocracy dance of yinyang cowboys'. But as for the excericses, it got more out of hand and my friends were complaining it to be an 'insult' of falling in our knees and hands, more like ' praying' to that god-damn (oops)instructor.
Hygiene.. I will gladly invite you to survey the school's horrible 'faeces','urination' facilities and too the bubonic school canteen,plus.. in it contains your rodent-infested kitchen.
To tell you horrible truth, our school is somehow just like others... In what terms? Discipline (well, that might also be another accurate answer of course)? Nope. It's the hygiene factor!! First stop, we take a hideous peek in the nasty biled-up toilets. There was this one day i was going to the 'old toilets' (oh yeah, this incident happened 3-4 years ago) and saw these few doors damaged. And i was very displeased because i needed privacy for 'defacation' (scientific term for: you-know what). Once I flung opened the stained doors of the toilet, I had almost the grevious feeling of my life! Nasty bongs came out from the toilet and just the smell of a nice cow-dung would be. Yeuch! I ran out of the toilet and my stomach-ache was gone!A sheer scream i heard from the toilets after i left, who knew it was our 'favorite' chain-smoking (outrageous for a woman.) janitor, Mrs. Indian' (okay, we didn't know her name). Phew, i was glad i hadn't opened all the doors at once. Newsflash: Our Principal announced that the toilets were clogged up and not by massive amounts of 'chocolate cakes'(you know? the ones which are rock hard like the apollo snacks?Not the ones with chocolate cream.. Aiyah! Forget about it) but by junk food, candy wrappers, trash and must unsuspectedly.. underwears and handkerchiefs. ARGH!! our school is one hell-of-a garbage infestation centre. Meanwhile, in another side of the school stands the 'majestic' canteen and beside it, a large shed and a truck-loaded heap of trash. We cruise into the canteen, where food can be awfully 'delicious'. I went there to snack in some few snacks and rarely, some rice or noodles also some drinks. In this long stretch of time, i had never ever drank from a cup there and frequently use hygenic chopsticks. It was because by then i recalled of an event last time that 'tom and jerry' were actually in there and chasing around before.. But, you will get the point. Ouch! If disgusting recipes were not for the faint-hearted try eating food fried by using unhealthy labelled 'recycled-oil'. I would never eat those ever since i had some bad diarrhoea and food poisoning after eating a combination of Nasi Lemak + Fishcake.
The conclusion: I hoped that the government and the ministry of education would help us to relieve this troublesome issue and that someone will come to our school for health-risk checking. (But the ministry is somehow picky, it will take 10 more months for them to get to belfields and into our school.)
Sp got food poisoned!
Pen off <--(reminds you of something?)
Fatty: Yeah give me two chilly dogs from Kuen Cheng 1!
Pen off <--(reminds you of something?)
Fatty: Yeah give me two chilly dogs from Kuen Cheng 1!
